Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Driving Blues!!

Driving on Delhi roads is an art which requires a lot of skill and preparation for some and not soo much skill and preparation for others...Its the closest u'll get to the ultimate experience of a lifetime..And considering its festival season, u'll wonder y they made houses and multi storied apartments for people to live in..they cud well live on d roads, in their cars, while they drive 24*7...In simple terms what u see on delhi roads dese days is POINTLESS WANDERINGS..neways coming back to the ultimate experience, for amateurs and pros still hanging on to d amateur soul, driving on delhi roads requires a few things
  • Good Brakes
  • A good loud, screeching horn and the art of honking every single second while u on the road
  • And lots of Good luck...mind u lots
Imagine ureself in a video game...like an extreme sport or sumthing..u hv to dodge other cars, rickshaws,bikes, stray dogs, cows to get to the next level...And then there are these 'aliens', like some weird mutants, trying to get the hang of d earth and earthlings..be really careful wid dem cos being an earthling ur are absolutely unaware of the turns they take and speeds they hit..The game gets harder at every level..u cud well use ur right of making various gestures wid ur hand to scare off ur competitors..If u happen to brush ur car against ne oda, the game turns into some ninja fight or sumthing only more verbal...I mean aisa lage toh na dat ur in delhi yaa...wats the fun odawise..

Be Careful and maintain distance from the cars and autos which have dese stickers wid 'ferrari', 'ultimate racing' etc pasted on them..Cos having these stickers means u have Super powers..like the ability to ignore common sense and drive recklessly...Ferrari literally means u start believing tht ur father owns dem or sumthing and u get to play like a 5 yr old wid his toy car...

Finally more than ur skills and talent, u need a lot of luck and faith in god...well never lose ur entire quota of good luck in things like exams,results and stuff..Keep a handsome amount for when ur on the roads...Esp if u like me and dont knw tht one is not suppose to talk on the phne even on a red light...

good luck wid it!!!

14 comments:

Advaita said...

have faith in GOD but never leave your car unlocked.... coz have more faith in theives.... and yeah good brakes is essential... santro has excellent brakes :-)

Sanchi said...

i knw...i miss santro..but i love my froggie too...

Manjesh Rana said...

hehehe..very well written...
and what is froggie...Swift?

Sanchi said...

yeah...I call it my 'red froggie' :-)

Advaita said...

her red froggie has a big asss!!!!! :-)

Sanchi said...

but its a cute froggie and a super cute ass!!!

Advaita said...

ass is an ass.... whether cute or not cute.... idiot!!

Advaita said...

there is an ass...... and then there is a big ass.... and then there is... 'oh my God!!! ' froggie has an o my God wali ass!!!!

Sanchi said...

still cute!!!

Sanchi said...

ok stop admiring my froggies ass!!

Manjesh Rana said...

kya kya dekhta hai Advaita..gaadiyo ko to chhod de...

Oldmonk_87 said...

Oh, I had been wanting to blog about this for a while now then! Its true, Delhi driving conditions are right up there, among the worst in the country.
I learnt to drive in Delhi a few months back, and my driving has assumed a few Delhi-esque characteristics.
Its impossible to drive there without: 1)A good rotten vocabulary 2) Understanding of the riffraff psyche. 3) Understanding that the Dilli waala will turn, no matter how far towards the other end he is on the road. 4)Knowing that his father owns the road.

Sanchi said...

Totally agree...its chaos personified..but then again theres nothing like delhi yaaa...

Sorcerer said...

haha..nice one..
yeah..driving especially on indian roads...requires skill and concentration ,..much like solving math equations..

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